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authorCharles.Forsyth <devnull@localhost>2006-12-22 20:52:35 +0000
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+<h1>V</h1>
+
+<p class="entry"><span class="def">valor</span>, <span class="pos">n.</span> A
+soldierly compound of vanity, duty and the gambler’s hope.</p>
+
+<p>“Why have you halted?” roared the commander of a division and Chickamauga, who had ordered a
+charge; “move forward, sir, at once.”</p>
+
+<p>“General,” said the commander of the delinquent brigade, “I am persuaded that any further
+display of valor by my troops will bring them into collision with the enemy.”</p>
+
+<p class="entry"><span class="def">vanity</span>, <span class="pos">n.</span> The
+tribute of a fool to the worth of the nearest ass.</p>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<p class="poetry">They say that hens do cackle loudest when<br />
+There’s nothing vital in the eggs they’ve laid;<br />
+And there are hens, professing to have made<br />
+A study of mankind, who say that men<br />
+Whose business ‘tis to drive the tongue or pen<br />
+Make the most clamorous fanfaronade<br />
+O’er their most worthless work; and I’m afraid<br />
+They’re not entirely different from the hen.<br />
+Lo! the drum-major in his coat of gold,<br />
+His blazing breeches and high-towering cap—<br />
+Imperiously pompous, grandly bold,<br />
+Grim, resolute, an awe-inspiring chap!<br />
+Who’d think this gorgeous creature’s only virtue Is that in
+battle he will never hurt you?</p>
+
+<p class="citeauth">Hannibal Hunsiker</p>
+</div>
+
+<p class="entry"><span class="def">virtues</span>, <span class="pos">n.</span>pl. Certain
+abstentions.</p>
+
+<p class="entry"><span class="def">vituperation</span>, <span class="pos">n.</span> Saite,
+as understood by dunces and all such as suffer from an impediment in their wit.</p>
+
+<p class="entry"><span class="def">vote</span>, <span class="pos">n.</span> The
+instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a
+wreck of his country.</p>
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