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Like many of his former scientific colleagues we interviewed, +this man has followed Wattenburg’s public career ever since.</p> + +<p>His candid recollections give a good picture of Bill Wattenburg’s personality and style as a young +scientist. We believe these observations explain a lot about Wattenburg’s public activities and +personality in later years, as we have summarized it in the following sections of this report.</p> + +<p>These are the professor’s comments taped and included here with his permission:</p> + +<hr /> + +<blockquote> +<p>“Bill Wattenburg’s mind just doesn’t work the same way that everyone else’s does. He is +bored to death with complicated solutions to difficult scientific problems. He obviously +understands scientific fundamentals as well as any of the rest of us, but he is basically lazy. … He +was always looking for the simple solution that everyone else had overlooked. His favorite saying +was: ‘A smart cowboy just wouldn’t work this hard to make things so goddamn difficult.’ Then +he would throw up his hands and go off to tease the ladies in some local bar down the +highway while the rest of us were working our butts off.</p> + +<p>…</p> + +<p>“But, all too often, he would come back to wake us all up in our trailers in the middle of +the night and march us into the laboratory to see some Rube Goldberg solution he had discovered, +or a clever gadget he had built to do the same thing we had worked months to do.</p> + +<p>…</p> + +<p>“I admired the guy’s genius, but I have to admit that I came to simply dread working with +him for the first few months that I knew him. You are always wondering when he is going to +make a fool out of you, and do it in some simple way or with some crazy experiment that forces +you to stand and applaud your own ignorance. … He was always watching everything what +everybody else was doing. He seldom ever criticized, but you always had the feeling that he was +seeing something about your work that you didn’t realize yourself. It was very unnerving in the +beginning. … But I have to admit that now I try to teach my own graduate students some of the +things I learned from him.</p> + +<p>…</p> + +<p>“He was only twenty-five when I began working for him at the Test Site. It was hard to +believe that he was a nuclear weapons designer from ‘A’ division. Most of us were ten years +older and we were working for him. … The guy never slept. … A tennis game was the only thing +that seemed to hold his attention in one place for more than an hour … or maybe a cute cowgirl on +a barstool somewhere.</p> + +<p>“There was a problem with him on this score. Once in a while they would have to send +out the Test Site security guards to scout every country bar within 50 miles of the test site to find +him if a problem came up on a weekend. I remember once when they brought him back to the +trailers and he had blood all over his shirt. Someone asked him if he had been in an accident. He +said, ‘No, some women just like to make their cowboys jealous. I guess it makes him better in bed +after she takes him home and patches him up.’</p> + +<p>“Once when an underground nuclear test at Mercury was delayed and there was absolutely +nothing we could do for two days but catch up on our sleep, he kept busy tuning up every +secretary’s car in the parking lot, free of charge of course. We all knew what he was doing … he +always found a lady friend out in that god-forsaken desert somewhere who took real good care of +him. We would get hamburgers for dinner in the cafeteria and he would get a steak with all the +trimmings.</p> + +<p>…</p> + +<p>“He would try any damn thing that popped into his mind—even at +the very last minute before a nuclear shot. He was always pushing everybody to try add-on +experiments that he cooked up. He was always fooling around with your equipment in the test +shack in the middle of the night. You’d come back the next morning and something would be +changed. It was hard enough to carry out the main experiments that we were supposed to do. +And, he was supposed to be the group leader. But his attitude was that once he showed you how +to do something, and he was very good at that, it was all over as far as he was concerned. It was +of no interest to him whatsoever after that. I didn’t feel that he was a good manager in that sense, +but he made up for it in other ways that I’ll tell you about later.<p> + +<p>…</p> + +<p>We actually got to the point that we would hide any extra test equipment, like +oscilloscopes and cameras, and even dumb things like extra pieces of wire and signal cable. If you +didn’t, he would try to use them for some other quirky experiment that could be wired +up at the last minute before the shot. He always liked to find things he could add on to other +people’s equipments that we had been working on for months to get checked out. Most of the +other physicists made jokes about his ideas. But, on one underground nuclear shot in 1962, they +all got a real jolt of a different sort.</p> + +<p>“One of his ‘midnight’ experiments hit the jackpot. The results shocked all the experts. +And it was one that the bosses in ‘L’ division at Livermore had said could not possibly work. I +remember that he was really pissed off because they wouldn’t even let him use some spare test +equipment from the Livermore shops to do it. How he got permission and the equipment I don’t +know. Another physicist from ‘A’ division named Russ Duff worked with him, I recall. Yes, I +think it was Russ Duff who was showing everybody the surprising results of Wattenburg’s +experiment right after the shot. … I mean the pictures from the Polaroid cameras we used in those +days to record test results from a shot. They were all gathered around Russ Duff talking about it. +Someone asked Wattenburg at dinner that night in the cafeteria what he thought about his +experiment and he said something like ‘Yeah, I thought it would be interesting. Now maybe those +assholes will wake up next time.’ I think he was talking about the bosses at +‘L’ division who wouldn’t help him do it.</p> + +<p>“What Wattenburg discovered in this experiment really changed the way we instrumented +bomb tests after that. The report on his Nevada Test Site experiment was still classified for many +years after that for reasons that I never understood. I was going to talk about it in a classified +seminar I was going to give to new test engineers in 1975, and I discovered that his report was +still classified beyond my need to know, which I thought was fairly high at the time. I told the +head of the division that I thought it was a valuable example for new test engineers … which means +that I’m a hell of a hypocrite for what I said a while ago about Wattenburg’s crazy ideas. The +division head, I’ll leave his name out of this, told me that I shouldn’t discuss his report. He said it +was a “sensitive matter” that he didn’t want to have to get into right then. I dropped +the subject.</p> + +<p>…</p> + +<p>“A year or so later, I saw Wattenburg and asked him what was the big deal with his report +on the 1962 experiment. We all knew that the scheme he discovered—invented would be a better +description—was being used by everybody in the nuclear testing business since 1963. He just +shrugged his shoulders and muttered something like ‘It looks like everybody but me has made a +career out of being the real expert on that subject.’ I sensed that there was some annoyance on +his part over it, so I dropped the subject.</p> + +<p>“This wasn’t the only startling thing he did when he was at the lab by any means. After I +was no longer working with him in Nevada, I heard through the grapevine at the lab that he shook +them up a few more times in ‘A’ division, that’s the H-bomb design division. I heard a few of the +bomb designers say later that they were happy when he finally went back to teaching at +Berkeley. … But if he went back to Berkeley you’d never have known it. I saw him at +the lab at night for years after that. I would go in late at night or on weekends to check on one of my +experiments or a computer run, and I’d see him in the computer room or in the cafeteria, sometimes +at two in the morning.</p> + +<p>…</p> + +<p>“A guy in ‘A’ division told me a story about how Wattenburg learned to deal with the +bureaucracy at the Laboratory after his first successful experiment. He said that Wattenburg had +another idea and he desperately wanted money to do the experiment. He bragged that this idea +was so good that he was going to convince them to give him two hundred thousand dollars to do +this experiment. Everyone laughed at him. When he went to see the the bosses, they would only +agree to give him twenty thousand. He was happy as a lark when he came back to the physics +department. Some thought that he had gotten what he wanted. One of the physicists asked him: +‘Did you get the two-hundred thousand you wanted?’</p> + +<p>“He answered: ‘No. I got twice as much as I needed.’ ”</p> +</blockquote> + +<p><i>(The professor now talks at length about other scientists at the Livermore lab that +Wattenburg used to pal around with, how he taught them to ride a horse in a local rodeo, shoot a +pistol, water-ski, go deer hunting in the Sierra, and some of his amusing escapades with women +at the lab. None of this is relevant here, but it is consistent with Wattenburg’s general playfulness +and hobbies that are reported elsewhere in this report.)</i></p> + +<br /> + +<p>He continues:</p> + +<blockquote> +<p>“Bill Wattenburg’s latest hobby on radio and television is just the right place for him to show off what a clever +smart-ass he can be. … On the other hand, there are probably few good scientists who can explain complex technical things to the lay public as well as +he can. … He can cook up the most clever little experiments for people to do at home so that they +can explain science to themselves. He’s really good with bright kids. I’ve heard ten-year olds call +him on the radio at midnight. They love him … but that’s because he’s still just a kid at heart +himself.</p> + +<p>“I’m sure a lot of people are happy he is spending his time as a radio celebrity nowadays +instead of on their backs in the laboratory. … It’s probably a good thing that the crazy guy got +rich from his early inventions because the ordinary engineers of the world simply wouldn’t be safe +with him wondering around looking for consulting contracts to beat them at their own +game. …Anyone who has ever worked with him would never bet money that he couldn’t open a bank +vault with the manager’s own pocketknife.</p> + +<p>…</p> + +<p>“I think he has been away from the scientific laboratory too long now to still be up on the +cutting edge of scientific research. … That means he’ll probably walk into my lab any day now and +tell me how much he enjoyed reading my latest scientific papers. Then he’ll probably show me all +the simple things I overlooked.</p> + +<p>…</p> + +<p>“But if you want to know what I really think of him, I’ll tell you. If I am ever trapped in a +spaceship and everyone says it is hopeless, I hope he is still around, and near a telephone. …”</p> +</blockquote> + +</body> +</html>
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